After I made her come inside b/c daddy was setting up our new washing machine:

“Sabi I’m mad…A cuzzzz Mommmy is talking weird things and I can’t know and everything’s awful and suit yourself”.

Gems from Mommy’s check up appt at gyno that of course the whole troop attended:

“Mommy, that was a great ninny pinny check up!” – this came as we were walking out.

“Uh oh, the internet went out” – Pookie referring to the monitor the dr. turned off after he was kindly displaying my entire ninny pinny for her to watch and she pulled up her own stool like she would when we had out ultrasound. No shame.

As I was reprimanding her for something:

“But mommy, I bought that necklace for you. I love you. You can’t like my present?” – referring to a necklace that Will got me for mother’s day from him, pooks and sabi.

When we were eating cheese cubes off a cheese plate in the hotel, Pooks handed me a cube as she held one and said:

“You wanna play Paranorman cheese. Here, you be cheese paranorman”

Referring to Sabi fast asleep on the bed:

“Oh no mommy, look Sparky died” – this is from a movie Frankenweenie where his dog sparky dies and he brings him back to life. Apparently, Sabi reminds her of this when she’s sleeping.

There are so many more. This one always is never short for entertainment. I’ll try and jot them down more often when they come out. She really just needs her own tv show.