Sabi a few weeks ago out of no where: ” I am never going to India. It looks so dirty and crowded.”

Sabi the other day at an event to her new indian “friend”: “Soooo what’s India like? Is it nice there?”

I asked if she mentioned that her favorite restaurant is Indian but she said no.  I said too bad, you could have told him your favorite indian food you order…French fries.

Bahahaha.