The other day at the beach Sabi begged me to pretend to be one of her worms (talk for it). I thought it was a bit gross and odd but of course proceeded to talk for her worm.

This morning we took pretend to a whole other level. She found a dead bob on the floor, picked him up, and then asked me to pretend to be dead bob.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: Sabs i dont want to be dead bob that is strange.

Sabi: Please it’s just pretend.

Me: Ok i guess.

Me as dead bob: Sabi what do you want to do today?

Sabi: Nothing b/c you’re dead.

Me: Ah, good point.

Sabi: But you could still be my best friend dead bob.

Me: Sounds good. Where do we go from here?

Sabi: Sorry i just pulled your tail off by accident dead bob.

Me: Can you please put me down on a leaf to be with my dead bob family?

Sabi: Ok sure.

End of game. Beginning of questioning mine and Sabi’s sanity. Below photo of sabi and dead bob.