Some new things…

We think you got smarter overnight. Literally out of nowhere you are speaking full sentences, blurting out words we didn’t even know you knew and speaking in past and present tense. Here is a quick list of some recent things you have been doing and saying:

1. You are very into playing catch. You will just pick something up, toss it at us, or the puppies, or lulu, and yell CATCH! Then after we have been pelted by your object you smile and say THROW. Either you are really into catch or you know you can get away with chucking objects at us as long as you scream CATCH. The jury is still out on this one.

2. You love low tide and swimming in the ocean. You are very into bringing a buddy (one of your toys or dolls) with you lately. Mr. Potato head recently came to the beach which of course was a blast for mommy and daddy b/c you picked the one toy that probably has the most insane amount of pieces to keep track of. Mr. Potato head’s ears, nose, and mouth we all floating in the tide pool and because of your awesome parents, all made it back safely to the house.

3. You have a new thing about napping on the quad in the afternoon. One minute you are hyper in the house and then we hop on the quad and before we are even down the hill you are sleeping. You put your face in the wind and just kick back your head on me and sleep…must be nice.

4. You love hide and go seek and even cover your eyes and count. You like when we scream and go all crazy when you find us, so of course we scream and go all crazy in the same 3 hiding spots each time.

5. You know where every one of your stores are in town and it has become like booby traps to get anywhere. If you see your ice cream store you start yelling at us on the quad to stop. You scream ADAPOO. We are not sure where this word came from but it clearly means Stop…which is strange b/c you know the word stop. Maybe it stands for “if you do not park this quad now, i will throw a fit and kick my Croc into that store window”? You also scream when we pass the smoothie place which now appears closed and lord help us if they do not reopen. Anyway, your command for that is MOOIE…which makes much more sense than ADAPOO b/c at least it rhymes with Smoothie.

6. You love to tickle things. You will just jump on us and geek out and yell “tickle, tickle”. Whenever you see Lulu you say “awww look sooo cute, tickle, tickle lulu”.

7. You are very into the Happy Birthday song. You sing it quite well, although you seem to think it is Happy Birthday LULU…not “to you”.

8. Whenever I hear you yell “Oh no, it’s broken”, “What Happened” or “Oh no, All gone”…i am aware that a meltdown is sure to follow. It is kind of like smoke before a fire. At least you give warning.

9. If you are doing something you shouldn’t be and you know we are getting upset you will sit there and wave in my face saying “Hi mommy” over and over again and then when i still just look at you because you know you are doing something you shouldn’t be you then say “Hi Mommy, I Sophie”. This is your way to diffuse the situation and it pretty much works every time since it is virtually impossible not to crack a smile at that.

10. You walk around repeating “tick tock the coo coo clock” and if your voice wasnt so sweet it would surely drive me tick tock to the coo coo clock.

Well it is time to put you down to sleep and cut off your ipad videos (you will inevitably scream for a minute and then conk out). You are seriously the most precious little gift we could ever imagine. You are the most loving, hilarious, beautiful, intelligent, quirky 2 year old that i have ever met. I love you more than you will ever imagine. Just a few more notes before i sign off…

Favorite shows: mickey mouse clubhouse, jake and the pirates, cbeebies, winnie the pooh

Favorite movies: any old disney movies, toy story, Up, Spirit (recently revisted), Care Bears, Hugga Bunch (recently revisited), and really any Pixar type movie

Favorite Activities: swimming, playing in any type of water or hose, running the beach, playing catch, riding on the quad, catching crabs, playing in clubhouses or tents, drawing on yourself or us, laying on the ground and having us cover you in weird objects like bean bags, hiding under the covers and fake sleeping, tucking us in, feeding your dollies fake food, playing with your mickey mouse, sesame street, and toy story figures in the tub, building towers with your blocks, playing angry bird, bugs and buttons, and ipad puzzles, playing hide and go seek, playing chase, burying things in the sand, climbing and swinging on trees, hmmm, this list clearly could go on forever.

Favorite food: ice cream, oranges, smoothies, pizza, cheese, apples, bananas, popcorn, tofu, corn, pineapple, eggs with cheese, peanut butter, oatmeal.

Ok time to put your little booty to sleep. LOVE LOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU (oh and yes you are still sleeping in our bed and still on the boob). Your last molars are making their way through and then i will have officially nursed you through all your teeth. I will remind you of this when you are a cranky, hormonal teenager…you can be certain of that BUT right now you are a cuddly, loving, soft, sweet, toddler. nom nom nom.

 

 

Halloween

Most 2 year olds want to be a princess, or a fairy, or an animal of some sort…mine…a baby pool. My creative little squirt put this costume together all by herself and likes it so much that she has been putting it on for the past 3 nights and walking around the house in it. Normal, very normal. Even Charles thinks she’s weird and he humps a stuffed elephant on a daily basis. Her other creation is what daddy and I like to call “HTM” hot, tranny mess. Pics of this option are below as well.

A testament of my love for my sweet hubby

I have exactly 73 ant bites under my butt. Yes, i know i have 73 b/c i made Will count them. How did this happen u ask? How does somebody willing sit and let 73 ants bite her butt or maybe less and some had seconds? Simple…nugget fell asleep on our way down to the beach so we decided to pop a squat on a log and watch the sunset together in peace. I was yapping away with Will, drinking a beer, and every now and then asking him…are you itchy, doesnt it seem like there are more ants on my side than yours? I didnt want to get up and risk waking the sleeping beast since we rarely get to see the sunset just the two of us and it was so nice to just sit and watch the waves and sun setting. Finally, the itch turned into a full on leg burn and i nudged enough that it woke tater tot up. Immediately stood up and said ok im officially itchy, something def. went to town on me. 3 days later i am laying here in bed debating on soaking in an oatmeal bath…seriously. Every single one of these 73 bites is a true testament to my love and appreciation of quality time with my sweet, loving husband who was sitting directly next to me with his arm around me and has only 3 bites on his ankle.