LA LA LA JUST BEING A BABY LIVING THE GOOD LIFE. OHH AHH GOO GAA...YOU LIKE THOSE NOISES? IMPRESSED?

CRAP ITS GETTING CLOSER! I THINK SHE'S GOING FOR THE DOUBLE HAND GRAB. THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.

BEST NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT IN SITUATIONS LIKE THESE. OH ME...NEVERMIND ME. JUST READING A BOOK ABOUT SANTA. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

I DONT THINK SHE BOUGHT IT. THIS BEAST IS CRAZY. I NEED TO STEP UP MY GAME.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF G-D...THROW ME A BONE HERE MOMMA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME. NOW WOULD BE THE TIME!!

BLASTED! I'VE BEEN CAPTURED! YOU'RE TAKING PHOTOS? IS IT REALLY THE TIME FOR THAT?!

JUST WAIT...SHE FORGETS I WAS 10LBS AT BIRTH. AS SOON AS I GET THESE MOTOR SKILLS IN ACTION. IT'S ON!

FOR NOW I'LL TAKE IT. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS SMILE.

CUZ THAT GIRL IS CRAZY LIKE FOR REALZ! YOU SURE WE'RE RELATED?